FC Cincinnati: Choose Your Own Adventure!



What FCC personality do you resemble the most?

Yes, seriously, this is a thing. Ever wanted to know which FCC member you are like? Well, I have the perfect five-question quiz for you to find out! The answers (decided by your final point total) are listed at the bottom.

 Let’s get started!

Question 1- You walk into a bar and see some of your friends having a couple beers. What do you do?

A)      Order a couple of Jack and Cokes, you want to have a little fun, but you do have an important meeting at work tomorrow. (1 Point)
B)      Join them inside, but don’t drink anything. After all, you are watching your figure. (2 Points)
C)      Order a ton of Bud Light and drink them all by yourself. It’s not like you have an important meeting at work or anything. (3 Points)
D)      Get wasted, and sing Karaoke. Sure it’s not a decision you would make sober, but hey, you only live once. (4 Points)

Question 2- You’re driving in the left lane of a two-lane highway, and someone faster pulls up behind you. You decide that it would be a good idea to…

A)      Change lanes, but still go about 5 MPH over the speed limit because you gotta get to Chick-Fil-A before it closes. (1 Point)
B)      Change lanes, but go exactly the speed limit because the important thing is arriving at your destination in one piece. (2 Points)
C)      Stay in the fast lane, going about 20 MPH over the speed limit. If they really want to pass you, they will change lanes themselves. (3 Points)
D)      Challenge them to a race, not noticing the cop car sitting in the emergency lane. (4 Points)

Question 3- You and three friends want to go out to eat somewhere and they want you to pick the place. Where do you go?

A)      The Eagle. It might be a little pricey, but the chicken is amazing! (1 Point)
B)      McDonald’s. You only order off the value menu, knowing that the McDouble is just as good as a Quarter Pounder. (2 Points)
C)      Jeff Ruby’s Steakhouse. Sure, your wallet might not appreciate it, but your stomach will. (3 Points)
D)      Quaker Steak, but you force your friends to order the atomic wings. This results in your body screaming in pain and having three fewer friends. (4 Points)

Question 4- You see a random dog while walking in your neighborhood. Your reaction is to…

A)      Make sure that its tail is wagging, and then pet him because he’s a good doggy. (1 Point)
B)      Smile at it, but walk away. You can never be sure that it doesn’t have any diseases. (2 Points)
C)      Pet him, and then offer him a part of your lunch because he looks hungry, causing him to follow you the rest of the day. (3 Points)
D)      Take it in as one of your own, without putting up any lost dog posters, causing an awkward encounter two weeks later when its real owner sees you taking him for a walk. (4 Points)

Question 5- You’re looking for a new show to binge-watch on Netflix. You finally decide upon…

A)      Malcolm in the Middle. Sure, it doesn’t have any real plot, but with Bryan Cranston and Frankie Muniz, you somehow become addicted to the show, causing you to complete the series in 4 days. (1 Point)
B)      Breaking Bad. The show starts out a little slow, but by the end of the series, you can’t believe your eyes. (2 Points)
C)      How I Met your Mother. You’ve heard good things about it, but then question if the last like 5 seasons were even necessary. (3 Points)
D)      Cops. Even though Cops isn’t on Netflix, you somehow stumbled upon it on Hulu, and oddly enough you can’t stop watching it. (4 Points)

Time for you to tally up your results!

Let’s find your FCC doppelganger!

5-8 Points: Jimmy McLaughlin- You live in the present, but you also prepare for the future. This harmonious balance between the immediate and the impending allows you to have some fun, while also keeping your head in the game.

9-12 Points: Jeff Berding- Having fun now is nice, but you’re always one step ahead of the game. You’re looking further on down the line, to bigger and better things, and you’re too busy to take your 15 minutes of fame because you have more work to do.

13-16 Points: Djiby Fall- You act in the here and the now, and make sure no opportunity in the present goes to waste. While that’s great, you sometimes forget to look ahead, and that can cost you later down the line.

17-20 Points: John Harkes (Yes, I know he’s not here anymore, but for all intents and purposes, just play along)- Your extreme passion for life takes you to the edge, but often causes conflict with a lot of people along the way. It’s your way or the highway, and oftentimes, people take the highway.


Thanks for playing along. Hopefully, you enjoyed this little choose your own adventure, and let us know which personality you got!

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